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Making of: My Girl

2009-11-13T19:42:00.006Z

My Girl Ohmiya Moments♥
Enjoy!
caps credit: waku_waku

SCANS: TV PIA

2009-10-03T06:05:00.006+01:00

Hello there!! I am alive!! Just a teeny bit busy with school and exams. *boo*
Ohmiya posts snagged from waku_waku :)
more to come from her journal... i guess
credits to: pdbox

if anyone can tell me what's happening here you get a prize (NOT REALLY)

quick thank you: to nino's one shoulder exposed. just because it's flesh that you see. :)

Artistic Ohno

2009-08-05T12:17:00.013+01:00

Arashi no Shukudaikun

Episode: #82 (5/05/2008)

Presenting Ohmiya!

Okay, ignore Ogura-san smack in the middle there.
(This is quite an old episode, btw, because I haven't seen any new Arashi shows, I'm such a dinosaur *_*)
ANYHOW. That's Ohmiya, during introductions. As can be seen on their blank facial expressions, they're ~~thinking of kinky moves for tonight 8D~~ bored.

So, when bored:

It is a proper Ohmiya thing, to ignore everyone and giggle madly at the back.
Like this:

That's one of Nino's flirty moves, by the way.
However, I think they were reprimanded by the show producer or rather, being threatened to get no pay; because here we see Nino edging away from Ohno.

But they can't keep Ohmiya away for long!

Yes, yes, Nino's putting on his pouty face and angry stance that could only mean he'll stand by his man no matter what!

Except...
when the dish that came out is a tasty , limited hamburger:

Sorry, Ohno, you lost Nino's attention there.
But good news to all of them, they get to eat the special cheek hamburger.
And being the wonderful ~~husband~~ ~~boyfriend~~ wife he is, Nino pulls Ohno closer to the dish:

When Ohno is happy, Nino is happy.

~~Because a happy Ohno is a willing Ohno that will do various sexy poses in the bedroom 8DD~~

Next on the list: Shark fin ramen!
And who loves ramen more than anything?
Lippy Ohno!

And although Nino has this 'Do I have to do everything?' look on his face, we all know he lovingly pushed Ohno towards the dish.

Because a happy Ohno is a... Oh wait, I've said that.

Moving on! Drawing competitions!
Between Ohno, Sho and the guest who during her schooldays had an art teacher do her art homeworks for her (-.-ll)

Nino already knows his hubby will kill them both with his artistic talent.

That's him helping Ohno by opening his art book.

And this is smirky Nino looking at Ohno's work:

And more of Nino acting like a wife by giving verbal encouragement to Ohno:

By saying proudly that his hubby is a true artist that had his own art show.
Yes, Nino, we know you're ~~proud~~ being the supportive wife you can be.
And Ohno knows too, here's him giving Nino his thank-you smile:

And finally, a last cap I had to put in because it's too comical for me:
I'll leave you with your happy Ohmiya thoughts ;D

Gifs and screencaps property of Himitsu
Subbed video is from Stormy Team.

Notice about Contributors

2009-08-05T11:49:00.003+01:00

Dear all,

Due to the lack of time, I have decided that I will no longer continue to update Himitsu's Contributors.
I will, however, provide links to related Ohmiya products such as fanarts, fanfics, fanvids and goodies as I deem fit for the site. With that, the achieve for said tags will remain close (unless it's my own doing, but that's hardly likely).
If there are any readers who do want to contribute any Ohmiya stuff to Himitsu, by all means, please send the link in via sk.ohmiya@gmail.com and I'll put them up :)

Thank you to all Contributors who had kindly given me permission to put their stuff, you've kept Himitsu alive!
Thank you as well to all readers, without you, Himitsu will definitely be less colorful and I would have dropped it looong ago xD

Regards,
Mort@Himitsu Tweaker

Pillows and Bushy Eyebrows

2009-06-30T23:49:00.025+01:00

Arashi no Shukudaikun
Episode: #139 (15/06/2009)

Wondering how Ohmiya do things at home?
Follow me right to the end and I'll show ya ;D

Okay, so here we have Nino...

...who, unfortunately, looked up to see:
A not very nice picture, ne, Nino? (^_^;)

Which leads us to this:
I hope you all know by now already who's most likely to pull Ohno by his belt loop ;)

Since it's a female guest, obviously they asked who's her type.
And it was:
~~Ack! Sho, I see some drool there~~

This is what Nino looks like after finding out that his hubby is safe from getting another fangirl:
Happy Nino~

See, when there's no threat, Nino is like this:
Grinning, relaxed, detaching himself and removing his claws from Ohno...

Not for long, Ohmiya work on magnetic charges. They sorta find themselves attached to the hip again, like this:

Hey! Wait a minute, Nino! What are you looking at?!
It wouldn't be unzipped again, Nino.
~~Unless, you've just done that magically with your LUSTFUL eyes~~

Moving on: FOOD.
So, Ohno gets to be the one handling this section.
Is anyone even surprise dazed Riida stumbled with his words? XD
Here's Ohno stumbling:

And here's Nino trying to be helpful by going close to lost boyfriend.
...I don't think that's much of a help, Nino! XD

Here's a proper example of helping:

That's right. Pointing out the right words not calling your hubby a slow version of some computer software (-.-ll)

But Nino does his job ~~as Ohno's WIFE~~ well, he's reading Ohno's notes:

And giving appreciative glances as Ohno ~~supposedly~~ work hard.

He even went up to Ohno when Ogura-san asked who will cut the cake:

Because that's what wives do. They help ~~and demand kisses later~~

Ohno shows that he really is working hard by mixing some green tea ice cream for the guest. Nino, however, did not take that very well:

Well, cranky!Nino not for long, apparently, Nino's really please with Ohno today:
See that 'Sexy Boy is MIINE' smug look written all over Nino's face ~~and Ohno's ass~~?

Let's zoom in on that smug face:
Rrrright. SMEX is on Nino's mind... Go Nino! 8DD

There was this one part, when they asked the guest to ask one of the member to feed her. And we see Ohmiya moving backwards together and very quickly.

And here's a last bit of food!Ohmiya. You can't see it in this screencap but Nino just handed Ohno a fork and my ovaries kinda exploded then XD

Back to the couch!
Ohmiya trying to look interested after a video of the guest at some Safari is shown:

Here's Nino a split second later, realizing that Ohno is more interesting and that they should've done some groping while the video is being played.

Hey! I see your hand moving from ~~Ohno's ass~~ an unnameable place just then, Nino!
I suppose they did manage to get some groping after all 8DD

Ailando!
And Ohmiya stuck at the hip:

Everyone knows things are doing just fine with Ohmiya when Nino uses Ohno as an armrest:
~~Or laprest? Or pillow? Or to do SMEXY stuff? 8D~~

Nino's improving his armrest methods:

WHATTA? XD

Anyways, they play this game where one of the pair have to shove a pillow under the other one while the other one is jumping.... Did I lose you there?
I suppose a gif will do better explaining:

Ohmiya ♥

It gives me great pleasure to say that Ohmiya Team managed to do that up to the 10th pillow.
And along the way, Nino was telling Ohno how good he is!

Nino loves his Ohno, awwww~

Loads of giggling:

And a very serious Ohno searching for the best pillow for his Kazu ♥

But even the mighty Ohmiya failzzz in the end:
It's okay because you get to see Ohno lurching forward to catch Nino when he falls :D

Oh! And this last bit:
Now we know who's been doing the housework and who lounges at home, showing off his buttocks at home ;)

Gifs and screencaps property of Himitsu.
Raw here by arashixdream
Have no idea if it's subbed @_@ sorry.

NEWS

2009-06-27T19:09:00.002+01:00

Dear Himitsu Shipppers,

Hello, It's the great Obsessed Ken-chan here to bring you wonderful news. That's right It's here again. Ohmiya Wedding & Bachelor party are once again going to bring Ohmiya fans from around the world together again in this once a year fandom celebration of marriage between our two favorite people. Ohno Satoshi & Ninomiya Kazunari. If you have a Livejournal Please join in. :) everyone is welcome. For more details/ the site where its going to be held-Click the Picture.

<3
Ken

One of Aiba's Special Dice Games

2009-05-25T20:52:00.013+01:00

Arashi no Shukudaikun
Episode: #13 (25/12/2006)

It's one of the oldies, brings back such good memories T^Tb

Here we go~
Aiba decides that a Christmas episode is best spent with him in a Reindeer suit.

Also... by playing one of his dice games :Db
And how does Ohmiya respond?

Not too good.
Especially since there's the usual Stocking Head punishment.
And guess who gets to be the first to wear a stocking on his head?

Ahh, Ohno. What luck XD
But it's okay, since Nino does his bit to show his wifey side:

He even put his hat back on:

XDD
So while Ohno features remain frozen within the stockings, Nino enjoys the view

That's Nino calling onto hubby who's eyeing Jun's reward food.
Nino is all happy since he, too gets food... Up to the point where he didn't realize Ohno making a pervy move towards Sho:

And when I say pervy, I mean holding Sho's shirt tight so Ogu-san can cut the nipple parts XD

Anyways, back to Ohmiya.
Guess who gets to wear stockings on their head?

Ohno is so excited, he tripped trying to get to Nino ~~and grope him~~

Anyhow, that was how the Stocking Brothers were born!

And then, ~~Unlucky~~ Ohno had to do another punishment where he was carried like a child and asked to 'Go PeePee~'

(It doesn't look like it, but let me tell you, that was embarrassing)

Don't worry, Ohno gets comforted by Nino:

And gets a special nose rub too ;D

And here we see bored Ohmiya looking at each other through stocking eyes:

And Ohmiya holding Jun down while Aiba smother him with a hot towel:

~~This is Aiba's secret ways on killing his bandmates slowly~~

And Ohmiya pairing up with Jun ~~for a threesome 8D~~ to become the merrier Stocking Brothers:

And the best part?
Nino gets a pudding in the middle of the game:

He enjoyed it so much he nearly cried when he couldn't finish it because he was forced to put the stocking back on XD
So, Ohno very tenderly...

Pat his head and stroke his cheek!
Did you see that? 8DD

Because we all know Ohmiya love each other ;D

Subbed video here, thanks to techni_teddy.
And raw video here.
All gifs and screencaps are property of Himitsu.

Nino likes Ohno's smell.

2009-05-08T01:25:00.005+01:00

Arashi no Shukudaikun
Episode: #133 (5/04/2009)

(Please no hotlinking, upload to your own hosting site.)

Ah- I see you Ohno! He has such a dazed look on his face when staring at his lover. XD

That look turns into a smile. XD what the hell are you thinking about Ohno!! Ah- Not only do I have Ohno giving Nino the look of love! I also have Nino sitting like a girl! I LOVE IT!~ NINO! NINO YOU ARE TOTALLY A GIRL WITH A PENIS!!!~ XD SLOL why can't he sit manly like Ohno!

Ohno looks back over towards the guest, and with that Nino moves over and gives her a "Bitch don't even think about it!~ HE IS MINE!" look of disgust! XD (Loving him sitting like a girl! Can I just love on this moment! *humps the screen cap* XD LOL~)

For some reason Nino is making a very stand Up face! GOD I MISS STAND UP!! XD Look at him! Doesn't he look like he is making a stand up face!!~ XD anyway Nino is still giving the guest funny looks. Ohno moves and leans forward and with that Nino quickly claims what also belongs to him! which is Ohno's knee<33 src="http://i683.photobucket.com/albums/vv199/SugarBox_photos/UtabanVSANS%20Update/ANS-7.jpg">
and then BOOM!~ Nino sitting like a girl again! Now that his property has been claimed there is nothing to fear XD I love Ohno's face here<33 src="http://i683.photobucket.com/albums/vv199/SugarBox_photos/UtabanVSANS%20Update/ANS-8.gif">
The guest starts talking about baths and Soap and Nino randomly laughs and looks over at Ohno with this look! NINO ARE YOU REMEMBERING SOMETHING!!~ WHATS WITH YOU TWO TODAY!! XD LMAO!~

DEAR FUCKING GOD!!! AGAIN WITH SUCH PUBLIC LOVE!! WHATS WITH THEM!! FLASHY BASTARDS!! XD Nino puts his hand on the inside of Ohno's thigh before leaning over! I KNOW!~ I WATCHED IT IN SLOW MOTION!! FUCK YEAH!!~ I love the smile after he sniffs him! like "Hmm you smell so good!!~" XD OHMIYA NEVER LEAVE ME!!~ Ohno looks over at him like "Why did you stop!~" and he has a tiny smile<3 src="http://i683.photobucket.com/albums/vv199/SugarBox_photos/UtabanVSANS%20Update/ANS-10.gif">
Not to long afterwards Nino does this move~because really~ he needs that knee to move just a inch over! >.>

Ohmiya's "I can't wait until this is all over so we can have sex!" faces XD its either that or they are completely bored with the guest. Who btw I thought was really pretty~ and I want to write a fic where her and Yuu get together (^_^)v Nino did you move the pillow so you and your husband can be closer. XD

Raw Video:ArashixDream
Credits goes to me (Himitsu's Ken) for the gifs and caps.

koony

2009-05-07T00:32:00.003+01:00

koony

What is it: Fanart at deviantART
Who owns it: koony
How old: 5 years
Notes:
Life-like art, apparently prints can be bought there as well. Very vivid colors. There's a couple of my favorites like 'Maou: kisses' and 'Ohmiya at Supermarket'

A B S C O N D ; Press

2009-05-07T00:10:00.004+01:00

A B S C O N D ; Press

What is it: Fanfiction community at Livejournal

Who owns it: twirlability & honooko
How old: Since 2005
Notes:
"Abscond, v. ab•scond
1. To leave quickly and secretly and hide oneself, often to avoid arrest or prosecution."

Himitsu's Tweaker:
This is one of my favorite ~~stalking place~~ fanfic compilation site. I personally love how the author (honooko, in particular) writes Ohmiya.

I refuse to title this Thing. D: D: - isaofdoom

2009-05-07T00:06:00.002+01:00

Title: I refuse to title this Thing. D: D:
Author: isaofdoom @ crazyground
Rating: ... Barely NC-17 but I don't think it's PG-13 anymore?? ;A;
Summary: [Nino dreaming where Ohno is a girl or vice versa.] I took vice versa :D
The weirdest thing I ever did write.
Notes: To dthnhi, for without her this would have been buried in my laptop forever and ever uncompleted. Thus: this is all her fault. :D :Db Srsly though, I does love her, yessiree. ♥

This is a drabble dump. D: D: - isaofdoom

2009-05-07T00:04:00.000+01:00

Title: This is a drabble dump. D: D:
Author: isaofdoom @ crazyground
Rating: PG-13
Summary: The contest entries for ohmiya's contest, and teh fail!entries~
Notes: ... Hahaha, I am definitely not made for drabbling. Or word limits. XD;;

Untitled - isaofdoom

2009-05-07T00:03:00.001+01:00

Title: Untitled
Author: isaofdoom @ crazyground
Rating: PG
Summary: Nino can't sleep. More pointless fluff because, again, I suck like that. |Db
Notes: I think my posts are getting more thoughtless. Oh well.

Everyone and their mums ship Ohmiya :D - isaofdoom

2009-05-07T00:01:00.000+01:00

Title: Everyone and their mums ship Ohmiya :D
Author: isaofdoom @ crazyground
Rating: PG-13??
Summary: [Nino using manga he brings in to be suggestive to Ohno] except I immediately went, phffft, Riida draws his own kinky manga. In fact, there might even be doujin. LOL, sorry. ;A;
Notes: I am just full off mistakes today. D: D: What I meant to say was, I like this more than my actual entries. D: D: D:

Right Back To You - isaofdoom

2009-05-06T23:59:00.001+01:00

Title: Right Back To You
Author: isaofdoom @ crazyground
Rating: PG-13
Summary: The ten stages to OhMiya SK.
Notes: Every time I get into a new fandom, I will write this thing, focusing on my OTP, that sort of maybe follows 'cannon' but jumps all over the damned place and is all abstract-ish. This one's for Arashi :D;;

Waiting For Yesterday - thefrug

2009-05-06T23:53:00.002+01:00

Title: Waiting For Yesterday
Vidder: thefrug
Song: Waiting for Yesterday by David Archuleta

Unusual You - thefrug

2009-05-06T23:44:00.001+01:00

Title: Unusual You
Vidder: thefrug
Song: Unusual You by Britney Spears

Ohmiya SK - Only You - schizomode

2009-05-06T23:28:00.002+01:00

Title: Ohmiya SK - Only You (Chipmunkies version) ~XD
Vidder: schizomode

Ghey, ~~Grey~~.... and moarrr Gheyness! wOoh0O!

Leave Unsaid What's Unspoken - thefrug

2009-05-06T22:36:00.003+01:00

Title: Leave Unsaid What's Unspoken
Author: artimitatessex or thefrug
Rating: NC-17ish...
Summery: Please catch me now, I'm lying. You taught me how it can feel like love.
A/N: This story is dedicated to two people, komeyama, because your porn made me want to write porn. And to nicadj because your angst made me want to write angst. The pairing says "???" but, everyone who knows me...should know who it is! Enjoy!
WARNING : This was written on intense lack-of-sleep...beware of run on sentences!! Beta read by myself! <3

Just Some Silly Drabbles - thefrug

2009-05-06T22:29:00.001+01:00

Title: Just Some Silly Drabbles
Author: thefrug @ artimitatessex
Rating: G
Notes: Just like the last time I did Ohmiya drabbles; I used only the time span of the song playing to write the drabble. It was very difficult! hehe! I also included download links for the songs that were playing; just in case anyone wanted them! :)

Five times Nino was a little shit to Chinen and one time he felt kind of bad about it - Omnipresent Doormat

2009-05-06T22:05:00.000+01:00

Title: Five times Nino was a little shit to Chinen and one time he felt kind of bad about it
Author: Omnipresent Doormat
Summary: Nino feels as though his territory is being threatened and decides to do something about it.
Rating: PG
For: waxrose, crazychickencow, and honooko made really kick-ass betas and walls to bounce ideas off of. ♥♥♥♥♥, you guys.

Ohmiya in the kitchen drabble - Omnipresent Doormat

2009-05-06T22:03:00.000+01:00

Title: Ohmiya in the kitchen drabble
Author: Omnipresent Doormat
Rating: PG

[icons] - miyasan

2009-05-06T21:39:00.016+01:00

Icons
Credits: miyasan

Do NOT credit Himitsu for these icons, plese credit the maker: miyasan

mirai_kazuko

2009-05-06T21:21:00.004+01:00

Artist: mirai_kazuko

That's Nino twitching at Chinen's bright smile ;D

Picture linked back to artist's page.
Get consent and credit mirai_kazuko if using

5 times Chinen thought about writing Ohno fan-letters - mirai_kazuko

2009-05-06T21:19:00.000+01:00

Title: 5 times Chinen thought about writing Ohno fan-letters.
Author: mirai_kazuko
Rating: PG-13 (Because I can't write porn)
Warning(s): un-BETA-ed, shounen-ai/yaoi
Disclaimer: If I did own them, I'd be sued for molestation. X3

Protective - lockability

2009-05-06T20:30:00.000+01:00

Title: Protective
Author: lockability
Rating: G
Words: 653

Red - lockability

2009-05-06T20:29:00.000+01:00

Title: Red
Author: lockability
Rating: G
Words: 790

Slowly - lockability

2009-05-06T20:28:00.000+01:00

Title: Slowly
Author: lockability
Rating: PG
Words: 1119
Notes: Written for the fic exchange.

Congratulations! - jamiesteban

2009-05-06T20:09:00.000+01:00

Title: Congratulations!
Author: jamiesteban
Summary: Ohno won the award of best actor and the members gave him a surprise.
Rating: PG-13
Genre: romance, fluff
Author’s note: Okay, so it was only an hour and a half when it was announced at lj that Ohno won the award for the being the best actor. I suddenly got inspired! (>.<) I’m sorry it was not beta. I have this urge to post it directly. But don’t worry, my series will be beta… soon.

To Gain Time - isalliknow

2009-05-06T19:51:00.001+01:00

Title: To Gain Time
Author: isalliknow
Fandom: JE RPS
Rating: Pg
Summary: I can't do a coherent summary for this particular fic, so here is the first few lines: The rain jumped up from the pavement, bouncing in time to his heart beat as he watched the funeral procession through the cemetery. He had done all of the crying, the tears at first endless, leaking out to leave a hole in the pit of his stomach where love used to be. Now he was hollow and the days seemed endless.
Warning: There is death of a minor character herein. And of course, I do not own people because that would be enslavement, I leave that to Johnny himself.
A/N: I haven't written in a while. Mostly because I don't push myself if I'm blocked. But this just flowed out of me and was written in less than 45 minutes, so yay! for Ohmiya unblocking me.

Going, going - elfiepike

2009-05-06T19:40:00.001+01:00

Title: Going, going
Author: elfiepike
Rating: PG
Notes: dedicated once more to aeslis for her beta-ing. inspired by the clip from mini music station before a performance of kitto daijoubu. aiba, jun, and ohno really did go to a bar after sending off nino; i sincerely doubt this is what happened. XD

Don't Look Back - elfiepike

2009-05-06T19:37:00.002+01:00

Title: Don't Look Back (the unknowing mix)
Author: elfiepike
Rating: G
Notes: this is a remix/continuation of Don't Look Back by originaru (fiction journal: be_shining). thanks to originaru for allowing me to do this. beta by the lovely aeslis!

Prologue - elfiepike

2009-05-06T19:33:00.002+01:00

Title: Prologue
Author: elfiepike
Rating: PG
Notes: written for 30_kisses. obviously fiction, etc etc etc. graciously beta'd by cimness.

Like - lockability & i_am_zan

2009-05-06T19:09:00.000+01:00

Title: Like
Author: lockability & i_am_zan
Warning: Collab, yay!
Notes: Me and Zan wrote a fic together, yay! I wrote the first half and she wrote the second half! Um... there's nothing really to babble about, so I just hope that everyone likes it! Enjoy~

Songs for You - i_am_zan

2009-05-06T19:08:00.000+01:00

Title: Songs for You
Author: i_am_zan
Rating: G
Category/summary: Just fluffy drabbles and a half
DISCLAIMER: Don't own the boys, not written for profit but for sheer sheer love!
The quality around here is very high so please forgive, the brevity and uh umm lacklustreness of it all, and I did dither quite awhile before I thought I maybe ought to share. I have no beta for which I humbly apologise.

Rebuilding on Belief - i_am_zan

2009-05-06T19:06:00.001+01:00

Title: Rebuilding on Belief
Author: i_am_zan
Rating: G
Genre: Angst and possibly cheesy fluff
Disclaimer(s): Arashi are contracted to Johnny's, they belong to themselves and each other. Written for fun and the love of it and not for profit
Summary: *Headdesk in shame* Post scandal fic, I know I apologise.
A/N: This is here because ditch_gospel,flange5 both of whom I am grateful to for the beta as well as edit suggestions, & panthera_mort have more faith in me than I do.
Thanks also go to chokingsmoker for permission to refer to her fic! "It's Hard Out Here for a Pimp" and her wonderful friendship and to lockability for her encouragement always

Of Threats and Challenges - i_am_zan

2009-05-06T19:05:00.000+01:00

Title: Of Threats and Challenges
Author: i_am_zan
Rating: PG
Pairings: None
Warnings: I dunno, should Ohno in the shower come with a health advisory?? ^_~
Disclaimer: I do not own Ikuta Toma nor Arashi, although Arashi may have adopted Ikuta Toma ... this is fiction written for fun, not profit and for love!
A/N: This goes with much Loveand a huge Thank you my dearest ditch_gospel for the beta and also for being encouraging always. This came from a Saiyuki, Hakkai/Gojyo prompt over at springkink comm.
This also goes to kit-chan, cam and emilenshook ...sorry girls its too late at night and I'm too lazy! Gomen! As always with much love.

Comment Box FlashFic - i_am_zan

2009-05-06T19:03:00.000+01:00

Title: Comment Box FlashFic
Author: i_am_zan
Rating: G, all of them
Category: 3 X One shot
Disclaimer: Arashi belongs not to me, they really belong to/with each other. ^_~ This is fiction, written not for profit but for love!
A/N: These started life out as comment fic. These have been searched out, collected and tidied up for flange5's Birthday. HAPPY BELATED BIRTDAY MY DEAR
I know it's a little bit of a cheat,but I thought you might like to find them all in one place!

In Concert & Endgame

2009-05-06T19:01:00.001+01:00

Title: In Concert & Endgame
Author: i_am_zan
Rating: G to PG-ish
Summary: Ohno and his loves ... ^_~ November IS Riida's birthday month after all.
Disclaimer: Arashi do not belong to me, they belong to themselves and each other. Written with love for love and not for profit!

[icons] - hakka_candy

2009-05-06T18:38:00.033+01:00

Icons
Credits: hakka_candy @ tishpaper

Do NOT credit Himitsu, please credit the maker: hakka_candy @ tishpaper

[icons] - duckii_mustang

2009-05-06T12:16:00.004+01:00

Icons
Credits: duckii_mustang

beats - duoson

2009-05-06T12:07:00.000+01:00

Title: beats
Author: duoson
Disclaimer: Ohmiya belongs to themselves.
Rating: PG?G?
Summary: how someone love another
Author's Note: blame it on my crave for fluffy ohmiya ;D

one step further - duoson

2009-05-06T12:05:00.000+01:00

Title: one step further
Author: duoson
Disclaimer: Ohmiya belongs to themselves.
Rating: PG?G?
Summary: someone propoooosssiiiingggg XDDD
Author's Note: technically it's already saturday here ^^. But wth... in celebration of the bachelor's party at kos_mos26and the highlight-->ohmiya wedding at evolardnek, I bring you my version of the proposal (which haf been sitting in my notebook for too long already ;D)

A 2008 Ohno - duoson

2009-05-06T12:01:00.000+01:00

Title: A 2008 Ohno
Author: duoson
Disclaimer: Ohmiya belongs to themselves.
Rating: PG
Summary: Ohno is a busy man...
Author's Note:My birthday present to panthera_mort. sorry for the late wish….it’s been nagging me.;D. I didn’t have the time for anything else except a quick ficcie for you ^^

Under my Care - duoson

2009-05-06T11:59:00.000+01:00

Title: Under my care
Author: duoson
Disclaimer: Ohmiya belongs to themselves.
Rating: PG
Summary: coughcough

Nino's neck - duoson

2009-05-06T11:56:00.001+01:00

Title: Nino's neck
Author: duoson
Rating: G-ish
Notes: Un-beta Ohmiya drabbles

Cupcakes - i_am_zan

2009-05-05T06:26:00.002+01:00

Title: Cupcakes
Author: i_am_zan & a teeny bit of me but it doesn't really count.
Rating: SAFE. No wait, PG-13 for man kisses

Ohno eyes the cupcake sitting on the countertop. If he's quick enough, he might just be able to...
"No Ohno, I bought it so it's mine," warned Nino without even looking up from his DS.
He turns round, puts on his best pout and reaches for it anyway. His teeth crunch through the icing and some of the sprinkles stick to his top lip. Nino watches the chewing motion of Ohno's lips and seems to be considering his options. Ohno proceeds to a second bite ...
'That's it' Nino declares. 'Its war!" and tackles Ohno to the ground. Miraculously he still has hold of the cupcake and before Nino can say another word, his own mouth is full of cupcake too! His own teeth crunching on the hard spheres of the sprinkle, his mouth melting the frosting and munching on the sweet muffin itself. There is the taste of honeyed oats and a hint of blueberry.
"See," Ohno chides him gently. "Sharing is much more fun isn't it?" and places frost-flavored kisses on Nino's lips.
“Okay. But next time, you’re buying,” answered Nino before fully giving into the kisses.

Future Sex Scandal with Magic

2009-05-04T07:01:00.005+01:00

Himitsu No Arashi Special

Date: 2009.04.30

Ohno recording his husband. If Ohno sells that video of Nino's ass online I'm sure it will sell like hotcakes! I WOULD TOTALLY ORDER IT!!~ Nino's backside filmed by his boyfriend :)

I'll it end with ohmiya sitting so close. They have the same expression XD MARRIED :)

Raw Video HERE
Credits go to me (Himitsu's Ken) for the gif and cap. :)

Proving Me Wrong

2009-04-30T19:40:00.002+01:00

Ultra Strong Game

I'm watching this show where each member of Arashi gets a team of athletes and such and they compete against each other to win the ultimate goal.
So here I am thinking there's no chance Ohmiya is gonna show their 'affection' here.

Proving me wrong, Ohmiya staring at the fireworks:

Nino's hand on Ohno's shoulder.

Subbed video here, thanks to Aibakaland (locked)

(preview)

2009-04-30T09:07:00.001+01:00

Guess what caused that XD

KAZUCANDY

2009-04-30T09:01:00.003+01:00

Pimping~

KAZUCANDY

What is it: mini-site dedicated to Arashi, I'm guessing mostly to Nino...? :P
Who owns it: Ken, my co-manager for Himitsu
How old: Started 2009
Notes: "Ninomiya Kazunari is my drug. The way I NEED to have a dose of him daily. When I don't I feel depressed. It's like coming off a major drug, you always want more and more."

You get the picture ;D

Request Meme - cupcake4mafia

2009-04-30T08:55:00.001+01:00

Title: Request Meme
Author: cupcake4mafia
Rating: PG - R

4 Ohmiya here.

Headlines - cupcake4mafia

2009-04-30T08:48:00.000+01:00

Title: Headlines
Author: cupcake4mafia
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: In no way do I claim the following is/has/will happen. This is only fiction written for fun!
Summary: Nino gets scared and Ohno adjusts (also, Nino gets hungry and Ohno makes breakfast).
A/N: This fic follows "Alibi," and thus I owe a huge thanks to my best friend for helping me develop this fic and for being my beta. I think there is still more to this story. Hopefully I'll get it to you sooner, next time.

Game Enough? - boe_4eva

2009-04-29T20:27:00.000+01:00

Title: Game Enough?
Author: boe_4eva
Rating: M
Summary: Is Nino game enough ... maybe he is... ;)

Immortal Arashi - boe_4eva

2009-04-29T20:25:00.001+01:00

Title: Immortal Arashi
Author: boe_4eva
Rating: NC17 (eventual)
Chapters: 1 of 17
Word Count: 25,516
Summary: In a world of Elf's, Demons, Nymphs and Vampires. Only the strong can survive, unless an alliance can be mended. Will a company of five reunite a torn world in chaos?

Crazy Ground

2009-04-29T19:46:00.002+01:00

I'm starting a 'Link' tag to pimp out some site.
The archive shows some already, which I may re-pimp in the future, meh, who knows ;D
~~I'm a big PIMP, I should get one of those shoes that have live fishes in it XD~~

Anyhow.
First pimp goes to.

CRAZY GROUND

What is it: Fanfiction community on Livejournal
Who owns it: isaofdoom and onetimeaffair
How old: Realtively new, started at 2009
Notes: There's various pairings but quite a fair share of Ohmiya going on there (^^b)
I particularly like 'Five Attempts Yano Kenta Makes to Quit His Job' ~~which I shall post here once I get off my lazy ass (-.-ll)~~

Ohno's Nipple Fixation

2009-04-29T18:47:00.007+01:00

Arashi Around Asia 2008 (Tokyo) - Fight in Kokuritsu

Everyone has seen Ohno spying on Nino's nipples in the elevator? 8D
I'm here to expand that.

BEWARE THE GIF-VOMIT.

Ohno moves in closer, yeeey.

Chikubi exposed!

You can't blame the man for looking, Nino, you're NEKID (-.-ll)

I should add that Nino told Ohno to stop staring at his nipples, Ohno denied doing such thing and then... he went back to staring

Happy boy getting a free look there (^^b)

Sorry, Oh-chan, it seems that Nino enjoys Sho's nipples though:

Worried Ohno lurks nearby XD

And more of Ohno stealing peaks of hot!Nino

Sho saw that too, Ohno XD

And more of that:

It's dark but green-clothed man is Nino

Nino does his bit of staring too.

Weeell, less of staring and more of pointing in general direction of a certain Riida.

And guess who this is?

I should add that those long, delicate fingers (not the usual hamburger ones) were playing Niji.

That's right. Niji, Nino's solo ;D
Nino taught hubby well.

Who was seen here enjoying Nino's music:

And then there's this part where they climbed up really high and Nino was worried of fearless Ohno running around like a small kid, not at all scared of falling or being pushed over the ledge

That's Nino telling Ohno he should sit down (^_^)

And once there's safe on the ground again, Nino is back on track with being the brat he truly is by mimicking Ohno's actions of playing with his shadows in the sky.

Ohno laughed cause he knows that's how he did it a second ago XD

And then Ohmiya shared a little secret:

Which I'm sure has something to do renting a nearby love hotel for the night 8D

Anyhow, I end this with:

Too quick? Nino was leading Ohno to the stage to perform one of their most amazng concert EVER!

And once again, I'm sure, before they climbed that stage, Nino gave Ohno the most amazing kiss ;D

Raw video here.
subbed video here, courtesy of Aibakaland (locked)
All gifs are property of Himitsu (credit this site)
AND I DEDICATE THIS POST TO KEN, OF WHOM I'M MISSING RIGHT NOW.
~~Stalker-mode fully turned on, sorry Ken (^^;)~~

Silly Ohmiya!

2009-04-27T20:57:00.003+01:00

Sakigake Ongaku Banzuke Jet!
Date: 17/12/2008

Just a little tidbit for the night ;)

Nino swirls his chair, Ohno answers into Nino's eyes.

Oh and this too:

Nino's sitting on Ohno's scarf. For fun!
:DD

Subbed video here, thank you amnosxmatsujun

Doubt versus Love - weepyjester

2009-04-27T20:40:00.002+01:00

Title: Doubt versus Love
Author: weepyjester
Disclaimer: You're an idiot if you sue.

Chapter 1-5
Rating: NC-16 (Unless you're homophobic)
A/N: Do comment when you have read it. I love comments.

Chapter 6-10
Rating: NC-16 (For implied sex and general bitching)
A/N: KAT-TUN anybody?

Chapter 11-15
Rating: M-18 (For slightly NC sex)
A/N: Sex scene in Chapter 15, don't read if you don't like.

Chapter 16-17
Rating: NC-17 (For implied sex and cloying sweetness)
A/N: Please comment after you've read.

Chapter 18
Rating: NC-17 (For implication of NC sex)
A/N: Merry Christmas to one and all~! Don't forget to comment~!

Chapter 19
Rating: NC-16 (For kisses and implied sex)
A/N: Christmas Chapter, even if it's a little late.

Chapter 20
Rating: PG-13
A/N: Please comment?

Chapter 21
Rating: PG-13
A/N: Happy New Year to one and all!

Chapter 22
Rating: M-18 (For sex scene)
A/N: Ah well, the chapter's done. Sex is a terrible thing to write about. Thank goodness this is the last one! And the chapter isn't as dark as I wanted it to be. *sigh* But I'm too depressed to write proper angst.

Chapter 23
Rating: PG-13
A/N: Here's the next chapter. Sorry for the wait. I was too frustrated over the redecorating of my room to write anything at all. Even now, this chapter isn't really up to expectation. *sigh* But heck it...

Chapter 24
Rating: PG-13
A/N: ANGSTY. And my apologies for the lateness of this chapter.

Chapter 25
Rating: PG-13
A/N: It's ANGSTY~ Muahahaha! And do comment ne... I know alot of you people don't. Come on, it won't hurt to boost my ego, right?

Chapter 26
Rating: PG-13
A/N: Look, I tried to keep from bashing anybody, so I didn't mention any names at all. So don't be an ass and complain, okay?

Chapter 27
Rating: PG-13
A/N: Sorry about the long delay. School really sucks. I'm totally drained from school. So I won't crap so much here. Important news at the end of the post. But not so important that you need to read it before you read the chapter~

Chapter 28
Rating: PG-13
A/N: Phew, I made it. Happy Birthday, Nino-chan!

Chapter 29
Rating: PG-13
Summary: The final showdown, sorta.
A/N: Last chapter, girls, on Ohno's birthday. Enjoy <3

Noni-ramen

2009-04-26T08:04:00.021+01:00

Arashi no Shukudaikun
Episode: #111 (24/11/2008)

Okay, so who remembers this?
A guest decides to call Nino 'Noni-ramen' and Ohno's all hyped-up with the association of 2 of his favorite things?
Nino and Ramen.

~~A happy Ohno is a pleasant Ohno in bed XD~~

Anyways, here's Ohmiya:

And that's Nino making head-twists to understand how the guest chooses nicknames for people.
~~SOCUTE~~

And then we have Ohno's nickname.
Which was 'Ot-ton'... (-.-ll)

I don't blame Ohno for being devastated ~~to be called something so close to 'Bottom'~~

But the ever-passive Ohno was okay with it.
And if hubby is okay, so is Nino. But wait...
....NINO, WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? XD

Hands up who thinks Nino checks on Ohno's zipper all the time? 8D

Moving on~
Aiba brings out food.
And we have Nino draping himself over Ohno:

Draping continues:

And at one point, Nino placed his hand at the back of Ohno's neck:

Saw it? XD

Then, there's this one part where Sho sorta grills Ohno for not completing his sentence properly.

Sorry Ohno, Nino was too busy eating to realize you're in distress (^^;)

After that the guest shows how she dresses up when she goes out.

And here's Ohno's version:

And here's Ohno preparing for his version:

Or should I say that's Nino helping Ohno prepare for his version by ~~shamelessly~~ wiping some hair off hubby's face.

After that, Ohno pulled the hat off and fluffed his hair:

And made Nino laugh soon after by showing his ways of avoiding being smothered by fans.

Oh Ohno ♥
Your simplicity is amazing.

After that, they started to do 'News Shukudai' at one corner of the set.

And here's Ohmiya getting comfortable.

By knee-touching.

More news:

~~Who thinks Aiba looks cuter than the guest in those glasses? xD~~

And Ohmiya are totally relaxed by now:

Note Nino's buttocks protruding into Ohno's area and Ohno leaning back with his legs.. erm, spread....8DD

More news goes on:

And Ohmiya just did something naughty there.

Unknown to the world but we can only guess with Nino's giggles and Ohno's smug smirk ;D

I should add that in this episode, every time Sho asks Ohno a question, he answers them facing Nino.

Not that Ohno hadn't done that before XD

Oh and Nino...

...doesn't know what personal space is ;D

Subbed video here (locked!), courtesy of calpis37
~~Raw video... Freyka, help! (>.<)~~
YAY to Freyka, here's the raw video.
All gifs and screenies are property of Himitsu.

Sharing Cupboards

2009-04-24T07:15:00.002+01:00

teaxxxparty has been giving me extras on this post.
Apparently Nino and Ohno is sharing a cupboard XD

Because what Nino is wearing there...

...is what Ohno is wearing here ;D

(thanks for teaxxxparty for the picture!)

Here's to sharing clothes ~~and houses! ;D~~

(preview)

2009-04-23T10:57:00.002+01:00

This couldn't wait till tomorrow:

'scuse me for going crazy on the capslock but...
EVERYBODY SEE WHAT NINO'S HEAD IS LAYING ON?
XD

Kisetsu - 13miku

2009-04-23T06:41:00.002+01:00

Title: Kisetsu
Author: 13miku
Rating: PG-13

Introspect - 13 miku

2009-04-23T06:38:00.002+01:00

Title: Introspect
Author: 13miku
Rating: PG
Genre: Slight angst, one-sided Ohmiya

OHMIYA VS BALLOONS

2009-04-23T04:16:00.027+01:00

Arashi no Shukudaikun
Episode: #130 (13/04/2009)

The Balloons episode starts off very simple.

From the very start Ninomiya was hating on the guest. (Yes they are totally going dragonball z with it~ XD) He saw her looking at HIS Satoshi and his inner brat awakened XD
Ninomiya isn't pleased that she is still staring so he goes Dos Retard on her XD Ohno is scared :0
Dos Retard Nino one second and then cute and adorable Nino the next!! he is saying "OHNO IS MINE!!" XDNino how obsessed with Magic are you!! Are those cards I see!!!!

Ohmiya are Manly-
Nino: HeyHey! Come look at my breast!!
Ohno: XD LOL
NICE BEAM NINO!!

That's right Nino you rub your husbands back well he eats! Yes his hand is still there! Watch! AHHH~ fufuu- Ohno smiles-Nino smiles- Life is good(^___^)b
SPACE FOR RENT ANYONE? XD LOL Ohno looks kinda bored~

Nino is bored with the mellow Lady XDD AHHH NECK!! fufufu~ :3
*happy sigh* Ohno and Nino...You guys are so cute! MARRIED! They do this at home yo<33>
NINO IS TOTALLY THE WIFE!!!<3333>

Don't laugh joyfully with your husband!! XD Why are they so high up there! They look like Cones XD He looks Proud!

The girl gets the OKAY to go all out!! OMG!! SHE TOTALLY IS GOING FOR IT!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA POOR OHMIYA!!! SHE HIT OHNO'S BOOB HARD!! If they were real that would hurt so fucking much!! I shiver in pain!!~

OHNO IS TOTALLY THRUSTING UP AGAINST NINO ON NATIONAL TV!!!!Nino clinging to him!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nino had trouble popping his last breast so Husband Ohno came to the rescue even though he was in pain he came to save wifey Neeners<33>
And when nothing works! What does Ohno do! first he turns Nino over onto his back~ XDD so cute! Nino turned over willingly and opened his legs! I was like WTF ARE YOU THINKING!! Clearly someone has trained Nino well<33>

OMFG!!!!! OMG!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHSFBA;JKSBGVASONVBVUIEWBFGASJ FAM,SFNAB8435Y43985YHGDSKJGNSDAGSADGSADG FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M FUCKING SEEING THIS!! OMG!! HE IS USING THE NEXT BEST THING WHICH IS HIS ASS! WHY DOES HE USE HIS ASS!! WHY!!! HOLY SHIT!!! *Q*

*Q* .............................What Ah yes~ He pulls Nino's leg up and positions his ass on Nino's chest!~ *stares* I.....I....I HAVE NO FUCKING WORDS BUT WOW!!!!! OMG WOW!!! Does everyone see Ohno's hand as it runs down Nino's thigh a little towards his ass!! do you see it~ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~ And then.....

ON NATIONAL FUCKING TV OHNO SATOSHI AGE 28 STARTS TO RIDE NINOMIYA KAZUNARI 25 WHILE NINO HOLDS ON TO THE BACK OF HIS BOYFRIENDS PANTS FOR SUPPORT OMFG!!!! OMG!!!! OOOOMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGG!!!!! *Q* AH~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*dies*

RAW video by Freyka, MU and MF
Credit for all gifs/Pictures go to kazunari_kiseki
Subbed Video can be found here stormy_team(Locked. Join)

Nakai, get away from my BF!

2009-04-21T19:22:00.008+01:00

Utaban
Date: 5/03/2009

Okay, I got this little tidbit from Yuri via email (thanks!) and she told me an interesting cooking Ohmiya.
So what do you get when you put Ohmiya in colorful aprons and get them to cook?
:DDD

Here we go!
(Moment dedicated to Yuri for her sharp eyes ;D)

So, first!
Introducing... Ohmiya in Aprons~

There's Nino at one end, there's Nino's onigiri on the table and that's Ohno eying Nino's onigiri thinking why Nino has never made onigiri for him before XD

Ok, rewind!
Arashi had to do their own bento, right? So they did. And while Ohno was struggling to do his famous chahan... thinghy, Nakai (being the evil senpai he was XD) went to Ohno and started saying things like, "Your fans keep saying we're enemies, why you want to bully me like that"

Poor Nakai.

Anyhow, while Nakai was busy talking to Ohno there, Nino was:

Nino's 'Ohno's in Trouble, must save him! Antenna' was going wild!
And here we see Nino fidgeting and distrated...

Wondering if his ~~ass~~ Ohno is going to be okay.

By then, Ohno was totally:

Being harassed by Nakai.

And then... Nino to the rescue!
(And I'm saying rescue rather than 'Nino tries to pull Nakai away from chewing on his BF')

Very kind of Nino. Very loving of Nino.
Very sharp of the jealous Nino to realize that Ohno's being cornered by some other man XD

And to end this...
One of Nino's undoubtedly adoring look of love:

That's one hell of a look of love, if I do say so myself ;)

Subbed video here, courtesy of aatash & jeffer at tsuribaka (locked)
Raw video... eurgh, it was so long ago (>.<)

Something beautiful - nicadj

2009-04-21T14:03:00.001+01:00

Title: Something beautiful
Author: nicadj
Rating: PG-13 for a kiss?
Genre: Fluff

A Man's Love - nicadj

2009-04-21T13:57:00.002+01:00

Title: A Man's Love
Author: nicadj
Rating: G
Genre: ome serious angst but mostly fluff
Author's Notes:
"Oka~ay… here we go. Not much to say except that this is the sequel to Subtle Lies. Yeah. A bit of serious angst but mostly fluff (harmless, I swear). Anyway, this is heavily related to Subtle Lies so if you want to get a good picture of what’s been going on, I suggest reading it. Geehee. That one was short so it wouldn’t hurt to read it. Anyway, here’s the sequel I’ve decided to write after a moment of depression. Not as decent as Subtle Lies but it’s still worth posting, I think. XDD"

Himitsu's Tweaker:
Take note that in this fic, Nino has passed away.

Cruel Gentleness - nicadj

2009-04-21T13:53:00.002+01:00

Title: Cruel Gentleness
Author: nicadj
Rating: G... ish
Genre: Romance and very angst (hint of other pairing)
Author's notes:
" ...You’ll meet them, all sorts of different people

And then one day… you won’t be able to see them again…"

Of Simple Happiness - nicadj

2009-04-21T13:51:00.001+01:00

Title: Of Simple Happiness
Author: nicadj
Rating: G
Genre: Romance, Angst

Paradox - thefrug

2009-04-20T21:12:00.001+01:00

Title: Paradox
Author: thefrug or artimitatessex
Rating: G
Summery: par-a-dox n. : One exhibiting inexplicable or contradictory aspects.

dthnhi

2009-04-20T20:43:00.000+01:00

dthnhi

2009-04-20T20:42:00.003+01:00

(click for full view at artist's page)

dthnhi

2009-04-20T20:42:00.001+01:00

(click for full view at artist's page)

dthnhi

2009-04-20T20:34:00.004+01:00

Fanarts for 'Secret Agent Aiba-chan' by kos_mos26.
Who haven't read it?
GO READ. NAO

Episode #18

Episode #23

Episode #25

Click on pics for full view at artist's page ;)

dthnhi

2009-04-20T20:31:00.001+01:00

(click for full view at artist's page)

dthnhi

2009-04-20T20:29:00.000+01:00

(click for full view at artist's page)

dthnhi

2009-04-20T20:26:00.001+01:00

(click for full view at artist's page)

Artist's notes:
This is fanart of a scene from primroseshows 's fic "The Magician".

dthnhi

2009-04-20T20:25:00.000+01:00

(click for full view at artist's page)

dthnhi

2009-04-20T20:23:00.001+01:00

(click for full view at artist's page)

Artist's notes:
I was listening to some korean music, and this popped up in my mind.

dthnhi

2009-04-20T20:20:00.003+01:00

(click for full view at artist's page)

Artist's notes:

If you're lucky, the easter bunny might trade you an egg for some carrots!
(... Except for the yellow one. That one's not up for trade. |DD
And not the bunny either... Yellow-egg is very determined about that, for some reason)

Himitsu's Tweaker:
Spotted the yellow egg? ;D

dthnhi

2009-04-20T07:35:00.003+01:00

This fabulous person made me an Ohmiya fanart ♥
A NAUGHTY ONE 8D

I'm putting a rating of NC-17 for naughty intentions ;)

(Click on preview below to go to the full view)

No using it anywhere since it's mine >:DD

OMG, Nino exposed!

2009-04-20T06:41:00.014+01:00

VS Arashi
Episode: #37 (27/12/2008)

More of VSA's goodness ;)
Of the giggly duo:

Firstly, what are you spying at there, Nino?

While Nino's busy spying ~~on whether Ohno's pants are unzipped or not~~, the rest of Arashi realizes that their sly Riida haven't spoken a word yet today.
Therefore...
PICK ON LEADER! XD

Then Nino realizes his armrest is in danger and quickly:

Protects the ~~ass~~ Ohno!
Nino moves in closer to the goods. Erk. I mean, to Ohno.

Anyhow, Ohno is saved yet again.
And he ~~drunkenly~~ bumps into Nino.

Or stay attached to Nino's hip, whichever.

And then they called in the guest.
One claims that he looks like Ohno.

~~Wha...?!~~

And everyone goes to inspect:

The conclusion was that they were the same in terms of using their lungs to breathe.
....?!
So basically, not the same.
AT ALL.

Poor guest-dude.
He was asked to do the first game too.
He had to wear that big basket dangling on this head and run on that pinball machine thinghy:

And Ohno calmly remarks:

Ooh, watch out for the jealous attachment on your side, Ohno.

And then, Ohno gets a chance on the pinball runner.
He takes his sweatshirt off and:

XDD
(preview post here.)

A closer look, you say?

He's clutching it, I tell ya~ ;D

For a man half-asleep all the way through the show, Ohno did pretty well in the first task.
He even caught the special pink ball.

And Nino, being the proud wife he is...

...is SMUG.

So of course Nino wants to reward Ohno.
By smooching him on live TV.
During the introduction of the next game.

But he was rejected, flat out XD
(Did you manage to see? Top right of the gif, where Ohno pushed Nino away)

Silly Ohmiya! ;D

They were giggling throughout the entire intro!

But moving on!
Nino then had to catch the falling pipe.
And Aiba the Absolute Genius suggested that he do the M-pose.
You know, the one where he has to lie on the floor with his legs up and spread apart.
Like this:

ZOMG, NINO EXPOSED.

And what does Ohno has to say to his exposed lover?

XDDD

And a final note about Ohmiya:

They live in their own world.
But who doesn't know that? ;D

Subbed video from here, thank you yinghung@LJ!
Raw video here, courtesy of arashixdream.
All ~~badly made~~ gifs and screenies are mine ;)

(preview)

2009-04-19T07:25:00.000+01:00

I see your hand there, Nino! XD

Shower Party

2009-04-18T18:21:00.017+01:00

VS Arashi

Episode: #36 (20/12/2008)

(Eep, I wasn't suppose to do this episode, but since I've screencaped halfway through it... might as well.
Oh and the quality SUCKS D:)

Anyhow...

Who else if not...

OHMIYA.
Invading each other's personal bubble.
Or in other words, Nino crashing into Ohno while pointing randomly at the screen (-.-ll)

So, moving on. The show starts with talks about Aiba's birthday coming up.
Then... they started going on about celebs in their year (...?)
And Sho asked Ohno which celeb was born in his year.

Ohno answered... some wrestler dude and the crowd laughed.
And Arashi laughed too and Ohno got a teeny bit intimidated and scared and....

...moves closer to Nino ;D
Smart move, honey.

And then they asked the guest what team was he in when he was in school and the guest when all shy and quiet and said:

That he didn't go to junior high.

To where Ohmiya went:

OHMIYA ARE EVIL I TELL YOU! EEEEBIL! XD

So, on with the show!
First stop, Wall Climbing... Sport
And here we have Ohmiya again.

Doing their thing with silly poses.

And being an island:

It was all good until...

Ehh?! What happened?

And why was Ohno pouting soon after?

No, it's not because Jun just basically commented that Ohno wouldn't be much of a help during the Wall Sports Thinghy (-.-ll)
It's... something else!
Which I'll come back to later.

So! We now have a cranky Ohmiya. Well... more of a cranky Ohno.
Moving on. Rolling Coin Towerrr~

Nino gets to pair up with Sho.
And guess what?

~~The brat~~ He loses!
Poor Nino, he must be feeling all vulnerable and small.
And since the rest of the members are not willing to take the risk of being 'Ni no Arashi'-ed again, they didn't say anything.
Ohno too, gave the cold shoulder.

To where the small and miserable Nino did this:

Wha....t?

I know, right? I went all 'O_O' as well.
Ohno, on the other hand, remained blank and didn't even realize it.
It's either that or he just didn't want to shake hands with Nino.

But he did.

Eventually.

~~OHNO, WHAT'S WRONG?!~~

And then, Nino went behind Ohno and sorta like try to hug him from behind. But Ohno totally ignored him *_*

But never mind, a storm is brewing....
because the guest just asked Aiba is it true he bathed with Nino.
~~Nino, you whore~~.
And Ohno was like:

Well, since Ohno didn't act all surprise and sorta sulked a bit, I'm sure Nino told him beforehand about this.
Like a few minutes ago during the show which caused the major Ohno pout ;D

So pissed Ohno, did Nino do anything?
Nah, he was enjoying the spotlight:

He's being all coy with Aiba XDD

And Ohno was all:

XDD

Anyhow.
Ohmiya made up again after that:

They were whispering there at the back :D

Aaand then, at the end of the show... Nino wanted to hold hands.

But he held it out when Ohno moved away and that hand totally did not get a chance to ~~grope Ohno's ass~~ hold Ohno's hand.

BUT! Nino managed to:

...use Ohno as an arm-rest.
All is good again :D

Subbed video here, courtesy of EnoArashi (locked)
Raw video here, thanks to arashixdream ;)

Nesting - kos_mos26

2009-04-18T12:07:00.000+01:00

Title: Nesting
Author: kos_mos26
Rating: Nc-17, for explicit pron.
Genre: See rating, and add a cup of bad humor and a dash of fluff.
Summary: Nino wants Ohno to move in to his apartment, and away from Oh-mama. Can Nino accomplish the impossible?
Warning: This fic is a nightmare. If you didn't notice, I abandoned plot for pron early on, and even got lazy in those bits, so I apologize for that too. Oh yeah, and I don't own Arashi. Damn.
Note: For Ken-chan, who recently moved into a new journal (kazunari kiseki) and requested an Ohno moving out fic. I hope this cheers you up a bit love, and sorry it took so very long, and that it sucks so much.
Ps: Screw you lj and ie, working together against me T__T

Utaban fic - kos_mos26

2009-04-18T12:05:00.001+01:00

Title: Utaban fic
Author: kos_mos26
Rating: R, crack
Note: Last night I was watching Utaban...and was inspired. For the record, Utaban is 10x funnier at 3am. So this ficlet thing is full of crack, poorly written by a sleep deprived zombie, and is full of strange tense errors. Sorry in advance.

Silent Messages - kos_mos26

2009-04-18T12:04:00.000+01:00

Title: Silent Messages
Author: kos_mos26
Rating: PG, but the pervier ones will pick up on innuendo
Summary: A month and a week of simple text messages between Ohno and Nino.
Note: This style is bizarre, and will be awkward to read. To make it easier, pay attention to the days and hours because the passage of time is important, and should reveal a few things. There are bound to be errors, unbetaed. Thanks to ohmeeyuh and euf for help with the emoticons XD (because I'm stupid and I fail)

The Peeper - kos_mos26

2009-04-18T12:02:00.001+01:00

Title: The Peeper
Author: kos_mos26
Rating: R, but not explicit, and fluff...ish.
Notes: Unbeta'd and nonsensical as always.

5 batches of drabbles - kos_mos26

2009-04-18T11:50:00.005+01:00

Title: Drabbles
Author: kos_mos26
Rating: From fluff to G to R to NC-17 to crack.... you get the picture XD

Batch #1 - 3 drabbles here.
Batch #2 - 2 drabbles here.
Batch #3 - 4 drabbles here.
Batch #4 - 4-ish drabbles here.
Batch #5 - 5 drabbles here.

Christmas Presents - 5 drabbles here.

The Taste of Love - kos_mos26

2009-04-18T11:49:00.000+01:00

Title: The taste of love
Author: kos_mos26
WC: 768
Rating: R, but it's not...normal :D
Note: Born from the crack that is the Arashi chatroom (which all of you should check out...*nudge, nudge*) so blame that room for the weirdness, not me.

Gauche - kos_mos26

2009-04-18T11:48:00.000+01:00

Title: Gauche
Author: kos_mos26
Oneshot: 3236wc
Rated: R, for situations
Genre: Romance, Fluff, and Highschool Au
Summary: Aiba falls in love with a goalie, and Nino fights a crush of his own
DC: I don't own arashi, nor have I ever been to an all boys school. Damn. Characters in this fic are vaguely based off the real idols, make any and all other assumptions on your own.
Note: This is for chai, who gave me the all boy's school genre when I asked her for a prompt to help me get over writers block. I don't know if it worked or not, but this is the result XD Happy Holidays all!

Forgive and Forget - kos_mos26

2009-04-18T11:46:00.001+01:00

Title: Forgive and Forget
Author: kos_mos26
Oneshot: 4082wc
Rating: Nc-17/ R
Genre: Mild angst (...my heart wasn't in it though, if you can't tell)
Summary: A month after Ohno's scandal, Nino still has yet to forgive. Will things ever be the same?
DC: I don't own Arashi, but it's not for lack of trying. THE TIMELINE IN THIS FIC IS WRONG. .
Note: This is based off a dream of evolardnek's, which is why I made up the time line to try and fit the 15 or so lines this is derived from. I'm sorry this sucks, angst is far from my forte. And I'm sorry it's nothing close to your sexy dream, Ken-chan. Also, I'm sorry everyone, I've been on a bit of a semi-hiatus while my life reorganizes, so my series, and other promised fics will be coming as soon as I can write them. ;__;

Nino wants His Ohno

2009-04-17T21:26:00.018+01:00

Arashi no Shukudaikun
Episode: #38 (25/06/2007)

So remember this from ~~too~~ long ago?

(preview post here)

I give you....

A very happy Ohmiya, a caring wife called Nino and lots of giggling from them both.

So, here they are, ~~short and~~ bored.

And this is Nino when he found out that Aiba will be presenting the food:

That's right. Because sure enough, now this arrangement takes place:

But no worries, Nino didn't have the time to brood in his depression.
Because Aiba forced a huge ostrich egg on the guests.
All to make them more like Rocky.

...Aiba. Is a Genius! :D

So, here's what happens:

After drinking the raw ostrich egg, the guest gags and turned into an ostrich.

In which the sadist Nino (who in turn had turned Ohno into somewhat a sadist as well XD) goes like this:

More?

Ohmiya are delighted by the torturous gaggings the guests make (-.-ll)

But it won't be fun if it's only the guest who gets ~~to be tortured~~ to eat.
Ohno should be given the chance too!
And who else but the loving wife that invites Ohno to eat the rice drowned in one of those sports drinks.

Mean intentions or not, Nino made a point to get the rice and chopsticks for his beloved.

But Ohno didn't look very tortured so it was fine.
Jun, on the other hand, had to do this:

And Ohmiya...

Have no sympathy whatsoever for the DoS King.

And then, Ohno shows his side of the S-ness.
By pinching the guest's nipples.
That's right. Pinching. Nipples.

Obviously, being a man who just been pinched by a certain shortie, the guest rise to smack Ohno's head.
Thank God for a certain wife called Nino who came to his rescue!

Well... sorta :/ He half-covered Ohno.
~~Nino needs him during the night.~~

Anyhow, moving on! Silly Sport Meet... or something like that.
This time they get to try jumping over a bench while wearing those magnifying goggles.

And here's our favorite wife, doing his thang.

~~Who bets Nino only helped him so that he wouldn't be forced to wear it? XD~~

And Ohno tried to jump... and, uh, sorta failed.

(^^;)
Good try, Ohno!
Here's a Nino lending him a helping hand:

After that, they have to go do some weird stuff with the Nihon TV staff.
And Nino wants his Ohno.

Did you see that slight pull of Ohno's hand?
All together now, awwww~

They didn't win but at least Ohmiya worked as a team.

Well, no they didn't actually but don't they look cute in matching white T-shirts and that towel tied around their head? :DD

Subbed video here, courtesy of Taiji Project (locked!)
Raw video? ~~Let's hope for a kind soul now shall we? XD~~
A kind soul has appeared! Thanks to Freyka, here it is! :D

A Change of Mind - bclar

2009-04-17T10:55:00.000+01:00

Title: A change of mind
Author: bclar
Word Count: ca. 700
Rating: PG
Summary: Nino is different today. Crack.
A/N: After reading the genderswitch fics posted for the valentine's fic challenges I couldn't help but try it as well. It probably would have been a better idea to wait before posting, considering the amount of high-class fics that are thrown on us currently, but I'm too happy with this to be able to let it rest in some folder until this is over. Comments? <3

Help - bclar

2009-04-17T10:49:00.000+01:00

Title: Help
Author: bclar
Word count: ca. 500
Rating: PG-13?
A/N: This is my first try at the momentarily so popular three word drabbles. I got the prompt from [info]dthnhi . ([info]eufrastina implied a fourth word, though.) Your opinion?

The Princess and the Pea - bclar

2009-04-17T10:46:00.002+01:00

Title: The Princess and the Pea
Author: bclar
Word Count: ca. 9.600 (split in two parts)
Rating: G
Disclaimer: I don’t own Arashi or anyone mentioned in this fic. This is for fun. Don’t you take it seriously.
Summary: Arashi version of Hans Christian Andersen’s “The Princess and the Pea”
A/N:
(1) Beta’d by i_am_zan . Even though she had some rl things going on she took the time. Thanks a lot!!
(2) Written for the fairy tale fic-a-thon by inappropri8 . For the original tale see Wikipedia; there’s a summary as well as links to the full story (not by the Brothers Grimm, of course – I lied >_<). (3) Sorry, no Jun. The main cast was already decided upon, and I thought instead of squeezing him in with a minor supporting role I’d rather give him some free time. That guy works too much anyway.

Three things Nino likes about women (and the one thing they lack) - bclar

2009-04-17T10:43:00.002+01:00

Title: Three things Nino likes about women (and the one thing they lack)
Author: bclar
Words: ca. 950
Rating: PG-13?
Disclaimer: This is for fun. Don't you take it seriously.
A/N: Unbeta’d, hope you like it nevertheless. I posted a list of my favourite fics in my journal, so if you want to, take a look. Peace for the world, chocolate for me.

dthnhi

2009-04-17T10:35:00.004+01:00

Kiss Me Already

Clickety-click for the big picture, it's rated PG-13 as can be seen below ;)

Words - bclar

2009-04-17T10:26:00.000+01:00

Title: Words
Author: bclar
Rating: G